Doesn’t really follow any particular rhyme scheme. Who said it had to? It’s still a real life story. Read on…

Dear Smart Arse Motorist,

As I biked back home earlier today
Looking for a spot for my bike to stay
Your shiny black car was truly in the way

You obviously ignored the bixi bike station
Maybe because you think you’re better than the nation

Now your wheels are trapped in a bixi sandwich
You can’t always win, ain’t your life a bitch!

Cold regards,

Smarter Arse Cyclist